007 is non-binary (or MDA3Cg== in base64)

Fuck me yet again, even more LGBT bollocks to report. Or should that be LGBTQIA, I can't keep up these days.

I thought I was in the running to be the new James Bond but NO, they've decided the new James could be non-binary whatever the fuck that is. In my book it's simple you're either a BOY doggy or a GIRL doggy yep? No, not now you're not. You could be EITHER OR, a GIRL doggy with a winky or a BOY doggy with a muff and a winky, BENNY or BENETTE.

Producer Mrs Broccoli has said that "a future Bond could be 'non-binary' – someone who considers themselves neither male or female, and usually prefers to be referred to as 'they' rather than 'he' or 'she'. He/she/they might even be 'agender'!

Isn't agenda summat you have when your hold a meeting. e.g.

• Dog Biscuit availability
• Pig's Ears supply chain anomalies
• AOB 
• adjourn to the nearest pub.

Stop this madness now. WTAF that's an abbreviation for What The Actual Fuck is going on? I also heard that Robin out of Batman and Robin has come out as gay and has been on a date with someone called Arnold. WTAF! 

KAPOW! Hey Batman I'm going out on a date

THWOCK: Robin well done son who is she?

POW Its not a she, it's a bloke called Arnold

WTF, WTAF!!!!

Robin: I'm off now to err p p p p p pickup a penguin

Stay woof !