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007 is non-binary (or MDA3Cg== in base64)

Fuck me yet again, even more LGBT bollocks to report. Or should that be LGBTQIA, I can't keep up these days.

I thought I was in the running to be the new James Bond but NO, they've decided the new James could be non-binary whatever the fuck that is. In my book it's simple you're either a BOY doggy or a GIRL doggy yep? No, not now you're not. You could be EITHER OR, a GIRL doggy with a winky or a BOY doggy with a muff and a winky, BENNY or BENETTE.


Producer Mrs Broccoli has said that "a future Bond could be 'non-binary' – someone who considers themselves neither male or female, and usually prefers to be referred to as 'they' rather than 'he' or 'she'. He/she/they might even be 'agender'!

Isn't agenda summat you have when your hold a meeting. e.g.

  • Dog Biscuit availability
  • Pig's Ears supply chain anomalies
  • AOB 
  • adjourn to the nearest pub.
Stop this madness now. WTAF that's an abbreviation for What The Actual Fuck is going on? I also heard that Robin out of Batman and Robin has come out as gay and has been on a date with someone called Arnold. WTAF! 

KAPOW! Hey Batman I'm going out on a date
THWOCK: Robin well done son who is she?
POW Its not a she, it's a bloke called Arnold
WTF, WTAF!!!!

Robin: I'm off now to err p p p p p pickup a penguin

Stay woof !


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