People who drive around town in cabriolet cars with the fucking roof down in the middle of winter when there's frigging frost on the ground. Are they a) taking it to the garage to be repaired because the roof is stuck in down mode, that's why they are wearing scarves and hats etc, I mean they'd have to be a complete wanker otherwise wouldn't they? or b) complete wankers?
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.