Sheriff Donald J Trump walks into a bar in Laredo, Southern Texas - close to the Mexican border.
He spits on the bar, places his gun and holster down - and says - "gimme a shot of red eye".
The bartender does as he's told; and then glances down at the gun. It has 7 notches carved into it.
"Hey senor- what's with the 7 notches on your gun"?
Trump says - "well I shot five Mexican's last week. "So ... that's a notch for each one of 'em".
Bartender pausing: "well ... what are the other notches for?"
Trump: "well, see... they're bonus notches!". "Adios amigo".
Woof!
He spits on the bar, places his gun and holster down - and says - "gimme a shot of red eye".
The bartender does as he's told; and then glances down at the gun. It has 7 notches carved into it.
"Hey senor- what's with the 7 notches on your gun"?
Trump says - "well I shot five Mexican's last week. "So ... that's a notch for each one of 'em".
Bartender pausing: "well ... what are the other notches for?"
Trump: "well, see... they're bonus notches!". "Adios amigo".
Woof!