Has it ever occurred to you that there's a lot of similarity between Manchester Citeh fans and their owners? They both think nothing of throwing money at players. Woof. Watching Match of the Day last night with me Dad there was a striking difference between Mario Balotelli's demeanour on being substituted for Citeh and Nikica Jelavic coming off to high fives all round for Everton. Balotelli is "an enigma" says Citeh coach David Platt, at least that's what I think he called him. A fuckin cocky, egotistical, lazy heap of shit is what I'd call him, but what do I know, I'm only a Border Terrier.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.