Has it ever occurred to you that there's a lot of similarity between Manchester Citeh fans and their owners? They both think nothing of throwing money at players. Woof. Watching Match of the Day last night with me Dad there was a striking difference between Mario Balotelli's demeanour on being substituted for Citeh and Nikica Jelavic coming off to high fives all round for Everton. Balotelli is "an enigma" says Citeh coach David Platt, at least that's what I think he called him. A fuckin cocky, egotistical, lazy heap of shit is what I'd call him, but what do I know, I'm only a Border Terrier.
Is a sheepdog and his two-legged is a farmer. Frank was out with him in the tractor drilling wheat last autumn and they unearthed a rusty old lamp. So the farmer hopped out of the cab to have a closer look at it and gave it a little rub on his jacket, as you do, and was amazed to see a genie appear and offer to grant him any wish he wanted. Well the farmer thought for a moment and then said "I'd like the price of wheat to go to £200/tonne!" So the genie sighed but said "OK, I'll sort that out for you then, you greedy bastard" and popped back into his bottle. And the farmer casually tossed the lamp into the back of his cab and got on with his drilling. Well they were out again this morning putting a bit of nitrogen on, Frank and the farmer, and the farmer spotted the lamp and gave it a little rub again, just on the off chance, and you'll never guess what happened, the genie popped out again, and said that he'd grant the farmer one more wish. So the fa...