I though that this would be an opportune time to rate this evening's England players after a less than inspiring 1-1 stalemate with the Frogs: Hart 6/10, a bit shit; A Cole 6/10, also quite shit; G Johnson 4/10 really quite appallingly impressively shit; J Terry 5/10 racist shit; J Lescott 8/10 quite good actually; S Gerrard 5/10 Kopite rednose bull in a China shop shit; S Parker 5/10 out of his depth shit; J Milner 2/10 abject fuckin shite shit, so far out of his depth he was drowning in shit; OxyWotsit 6/10 only a bit shit; D Wellbeck 6/10 OK with a bit of shit mixed in with it; A Young 6/10 shit off a shovel. A pooh on a plinth is on it's way to Kiev with Mr Milner's name on it.
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