Did you hear about that Silicon Valley big shot, and hubby of TwoFacedbook exec Sheryl Sandberg, aged 47 who died over the weekend? I always thought that Silicon Valley was the chasm between Katie Price's tits, but apparently it's not. Anyway, they are saying this morning that he died in a freak accident at the gym. I just hope that she doesn't forget to cancel his monthly membership fee. And I see that they've named the baby Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. I was hoping for Elizabeth Paris Mercedes - an nice mix of the old and the modern and also the answer to the potential future question in Cluedo, "what happened to granny?" Woof!
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.