Did you hear about that Silicon Valley big shot, and hubby of TwoFacedbook exec Sheryl Sandberg, aged 47 who died over the weekend? I always thought that Silicon Valley was the chasm between Katie Price's tits, but apparently it's not. Anyway, they are saying this morning that he died in a freak accident at the gym. I just hope that she doesn't forget to cancel his monthly membership fee. And I see that they've named the baby Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. I was hoping for Elizabeth Paris Mercedes - an nice mix of the old and the modern and also the answer to the potential future question in Cluedo, "what happened to granny?" Woof!
Is a sheepdog and his two-legged is a farmer. Frank was out with him in the tractor drilling wheat last autumn and they unearthed a rusty old lamp. So the farmer hopped out of the cab to have a closer look at it and gave it a little rub on his jacket, as you do, and was amazed to see a genie appear and offer to grant him any wish he wanted. Well the farmer thought for a moment and then said "I'd like the price of wheat to go to £200/tonne!" So the genie sighed but said "OK, I'll sort that out for you then, you greedy bastard" and popped back into his bottle. And the farmer casually tossed the lamp into the back of his cab and got on with his drilling. Well they were out again this morning putting a bit of nitrogen on, Frank and the farmer, and the farmer spotted the lamp and gave it a little rub again, just on the off chance, and you'll never guess what happened, the genie popped out again, and said that he'd grant the farmer one more wish. So the fa...