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Money Isn't Everything

Did you hear about that Silicon Valley big shot, and hubby of TwoFacedbook exec Sheryl Sandberg, aged 47 who died over the weekend? I always thought that Silicon Valley was the chasm between Katie Price's tits, but apparently it's not. Anyway, they are saying this morning that he died in a freak accident at the gym. I just hope that she doesn't forget to cancel his monthly membership fee. And I see that they've named the baby Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. I was hoping for Elizabeth Paris Mercedes - an nice mix of the old and the modern and also the answer to the potential future question in Cluedo, "what happened to granny?" Woof!

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