Has been placed on a life support system. Or the Civil List as it's otherwise know. Woof! I have to say I loved Boris Johnson's "Ajockalypse Now" quip over the weekend. He's me hero! Unlike Nicola Surgeon, what a sour faced boot she is. I still think "she's" a trannie. Still, I always did wonder what happened to the Queen Mother's teeth, didn't you? And now we know, Nicola Sturgeon appears to be wearing them, she must have bought them on eBay or something. She's married, according to Wikipedia, to some poor bastard called Peter Murrell, Poor old Pee Wee Murrell, imaging waking up next to that monstrosity ever morning, without it's protective 3 inch thick layer of foundation. I'm sorry, I'll have to go, I'm suddenly feeling a bit queasy....
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