Lazy twats. They never go on strike in the summer do they? YOU take your kids off school early for a couple of days to go on holiday and it's like the bloody Spanish Inquisition though isn't it? One law for you and a completely different one for them eh? No wonder the kids all hate them. Apart from the ones that have run off to France with them that is. And if they aren't on strike they're on a teacher bastard training day. You'd have thought that they'd already be trained before they got the fucking job really wouldn't you? Fuck me, this is a school we are talking about not bastard McDonalds. Somebody should tell them that it's their own time they're wasting, not ours. Knob ends.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.