Lazy twats. They never go on strike in the summer do they? YOU take your kids off school early for a couple of days to go on holiday and it's like the bloody Spanish Inquisition though isn't it? One law for you and a completely different one for them eh? No wonder the kids all hate them. Apart from the ones that have run off to France with them that is. And if they aren't on strike they're on a teacher bastard training day. You'd have thought that they'd already be trained before they got the fucking job really wouldn't you? Fuck me, this is a school we are talking about not bastard McDonalds. Somebody should tell them that it's their own time they're wasting, not ours. Knob ends.
Is a sheepdog and his two-legged is a farmer. Frank was out with him in the tractor drilling wheat last autumn and they unearthed a rusty old lamp. So the farmer hopped out of the cab to have a closer look at it and gave it a little rub on his jacket, as you do, and was amazed to see a genie appear and offer to grant him any wish he wanted. Well the farmer thought for a moment and then said "I'd like the price of wheat to go to £200/tonne!" So the genie sighed but said "OK, I'll sort that out for you then, you greedy bastard" and popped back into his bottle. And the farmer casually tossed the lamp into the back of his cab and got on with his drilling. Well they were out again this morning putting a bit of nitrogen on, Frank and the farmer, and the farmer spotted the lamp and gave it a little rub again, just on the off chance, and you'll never guess what happened, the genie popped out again, and said that he'd grant the farmer one more wish. So the fa...