Is claiming that Channel 4 sacked him due to "ageism" I see, which is a bit rich for someone so overtly dripping in ism's themselves. The sight of him sat up in bed, wearing nothing but his Newcastle shirt, that stupid fucking deerstalker hat which appears to be nailed to his fucking thick skull, and in an enormous pair of piss-riddled Y fronts whilst filming Celebrity Wife Swap still gives me nightmares. Surely that alone gives Channel 4 enough grounds for dumping the useless be-whiskered pile of lard I'd suggest. That doesn't just bring racing into disrepute as piss and shit all over it. Stick your Sporting Life up your arse. They sacked you 'cos you're fucking shit. A big fucking embarrassing joke. Wake up and smell the fucking coffee. In fact go downstairs and make your own fucking coffee you lazy, bone idle, fat sexist twat. Woof.
Is a sheepdog and his two-legged is a farmer. Frank was out with him in the tractor drilling wheat last autumn and they unearthed a rusty old lamp. So the farmer hopped out of the cab to have a closer look at it and gave it a little rub on his jacket, as you do, and was amazed to see a genie appear and offer to grant him any wish he wanted. Well the farmer thought for a moment and then said "I'd like the price of wheat to go to £200/tonne!" So the genie sighed but said "OK, I'll sort that out for you then, you greedy bastard" and popped back into his bottle. And the farmer casually tossed the lamp into the back of his cab and got on with his drilling. Well they were out again this morning putting a bit of nitrogen on, Frank and the farmer, and the farmer spotted the lamp and gave it a little rub again, just on the off chance, and you'll never guess what happened, the genie popped out again, and said that he'd grant the farmer one more wish. So the fa...