Is claiming that Channel 4 sacked him due to "ageism" I see, which is a bit rich for someone so overtly dripping in ism's themselves. The sight of him sat up in bed, wearing nothing but his Newcastle shirt, that stupid fucking deerstalker hat which appears to be nailed to his fucking thick skull, and in an enormous pair of piss-riddled Y fronts whilst filming Celebrity Wife Swap still gives me nightmares. Surely that alone gives Channel 4 enough grounds for dumping the useless be-whiskered pile of lard I'd suggest. That doesn't just bring racing into disrepute as piss and shit all over it. Stick your Sporting Life up your arse. They sacked you 'cos you're fucking shit. A big fucking embarrassing joke. Wake up and smell the fucking coffee. In fact go downstairs and make your own fucking coffee you lazy, bone idle, fat sexist twat. Woof.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.