The questions are here for the 2022-23 survey. Are you? a boy doggy a girl doggy a prefer not to say kind of doggy How would describe your colour? a white doggy a black doggy a brown doggy a black & white doggy, I'm a Dalmatian a prefer not to say kind of doggy If you smell another doggy's bottom, would you? walk away calmly after giving a brief or perfunctory sniff give it one up the chutney prefer not to say What colour is your lead? blue pink prefer not to say What is your preferred pronoun? him/he her/she what the f**k is a pronoun? prefer not to say What is LGBT ? a kind of sandwich a load of bollocks the tail is wagging the dog prefer not to say Stay woof in 2023 you know it makes sense
I see old Mr Glow Sun Tan * has been at his modest best again. (* Isn't he the Chinese ambassador?) I've stopped 7 wars, including India vs Pakistan. Err ... Mr President there wasn't a war between India and Pakistan. There you go ! I stopped it before it even started. Then there was Ukraine v Russia ... Stopped that one in its tracks, Yemen vs the Houtis, Israel v Palestine naturally. England v Wales, USA vs Canada and Mexico. Easter Island vs Tristan Da Cunha. War of the Roses, Lancashire v Yorkshire, you never hear about that anymore. I stopped em all, and did I get a phone call or text saying Gee Thanks? No I did not.