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Kerry Katona my arse ...

According to OK magazine Kerry Katona's had an ass hole transplant!

Have you seen the stop press though? The ass hole's rejected her! Woof.

I'm not kidding - are there no depths a celebrity won't plumb to get some oxygen of publicity? Apparently not.

She has stunned her Instagram followers by filming herself getting a Brazilian bum lift. #ass hole, #desperate, #hashtag - #sillybitch.
The former Atomic Kitten singer has changed her look many times over the years - from being blonde to being purple. I don't want to pick faults here; but I'm pretty sure Prince covered that whole being purple thing to a tee. Oh yeah; he could fuckin' sing as well.
Now the mum-of-five - by six different dad's - wants tighter and more perkier buttocks.
Here's the before and after shot of her bum; let's see if you can spot the differences. Woof !


 Yep - she's left the label showing on her panties n the last shot. Plus it looks like she's had a bit of rumpy pumpy and a mild spanking in shot 2 as well. Woof!

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