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Firetran Sam and Peppa Pig

In yet further proof that the world has gone mad, Peppa Pig has been blasted by the metropolitan liberal elite for being sexist. What's wrong with being sexy [Ed: it's sexIST]. Anyways ... The makers of children’s cartoons Peppa Pig and Fireman Sam have been accused of sexism by firefighters. London Fire Brigade has blasted the kids’ shows for using “stereotypical gender specific wording”. Such as ? Well fireman for a kick off. This is despite the fact that the show - Fireman Sam - has been on TV with that title since 1987. Apparently it's now wrong to use the term 'fireman'. What do we need to replace it with? Fireperson? Nope that's got the word 'son' in it which is obviously reinforcing a male stereotype. Firewoman? Nope that's also got the word 'man' in it, as per above Them? Nope, that's got the word 'he' in the middle It's got to be something that celebrates the sexual diversity of the London Fire Brigade.

Did I leave the oven on?

Shit; I can't remember if I left the oven on ! Woof !