Is on today. I'd love to go horse racing me. They do massive poohs horses don't they? Bloody great enormous things. Me Dad took me for this walk in the woods once and we came across one, I thought it was a roundabout at first. But then I realised that roundabouts don't generally steam. This bugger was giving off more vapour than a Japanese nuclear reactor, and it was also of a similar size. Have you ever seen that programme on the telly Man vs Food? It was Dog vs Pooh that day, bloody lovely it was. I've still got the t-shirt somewhere, there's only been me and a Great Dane called Spike that's got one. Happy days....
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.