Is on today. I'd love to go horse racing me. They do massive poohs horses don't they? Bloody great enormous things. Me Dad took me for this walk in the woods once and we came across one, I thought it was a roundabout at first. But then I realised that roundabouts don't generally steam. This bugger was giving off more vapour than a Japanese nuclear reactor, and it was also of a similar size. Have you ever seen that programme on the telly Man vs Food? It was Dog vs Pooh that day, bloody lovely it was. I've still got the t-shirt somewhere, there's only been me and a Great Dane called Spike that's got one. Happy days....
