I love a by election but only for the nutters who stand in them.
I expected the Monster Raving Loony Party but there's a new kid on the block ... Count Binface.
So i've been inspired to stand myself as his buddy, Count Benny of Thejets. Just like my inspiration Sir Elton, I'm still standing.
My policies include:-
Lowering taxes on dog food
Campaigning for more poo bins
Compulsory banning of cats
Gotta go, I ate something 'dodgy' earlier in the park and I think I'm about to lose my deposit!
Stay woof