They certainly put me through the mill round here. The two legged's went for the Chinky option tonight, just to keep me on my claws, so it was prawn crackers instead of poppadoms for me. Not that I'm bothered like, I mean I WILL and frequently do eat anything, but it's just nice to know where you are sometimes isn't it? Barked at the delivery driver, obviously, just to keep me paw in like. Red hot excitement of the day: the people up the road have just acquired a new labrador puppy, bloody gorgeous it is. All blonde, silky, and gullible if you know what I mean. Might have to clean up in the winnit department for a couple of weeks if I'm gonna "mark my territory" so to speak. I can't wait to get to sleep tonight. Oh, baby... Pooh count: 4, a very quiet day. Wonder if I'm ill or is it lurve?
Is a sheepdog and his two-legged is a farmer. Frank was out with him in the tractor drilling wheat last autumn and they unearthed a rusty old lamp. So the farmer hopped out of the cab to have a closer look at it and gave it a little rub on his jacket, as you do, and was amazed to see a genie appear and offer to grant him any wish he wanted. Well the farmer thought for a moment and then said "I'd like the price of wheat to go to £200/tonne!" So the genie sighed but said "OK, I'll sort that out for you then, you greedy bastard" and popped back into his bottle. And the farmer casually tossed the lamp into the back of his cab and got on with his drilling. Well they were out again this morning putting a bit of nitrogen on, Frank and the farmer, and the farmer spotted the lamp and gave it a little rub again, just on the off chance, and you'll never guess what happened, the genie popped out again, and said that he'd grant the farmer one more wish. So the fa...