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An Average Day

Decent walk down the Nidd Gorge, met up with Banjo and Wombat, me and Banjo used to have a bit of a thing going and we still meet up for old times sake now and again. Sniff buddies that's what we are in two-legged speak I think. After that it was the usual stuff, a six hour power nap, a bit of indiscriminate barking at various passers-by etc, etc. Reasonable tea of some leftover steak from last night, although he was a bit heavy handed on the seasoning I'd say and his presentation skills need honing somewhat. Enjoyed the last minty chew in the box after that, they'd better not forget to get me some more tomorrow, the tight bastards. Watched a bit of footie and then crashed for the night pondering the merits of employing a 4-2-3-1 formation and how remarkable it is that grandad shirts are back in fashion. Pooh count: 5, about average, just like my day.

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