Down the Nidd Gorge with her, quite pleasant, the usual crew were about. Ate a couple of Minstrels that were lying about. The chocolate-covered confectionery item, we don't have wandering musicians round here you muppet. Sniffed a few arses and came home again. Badgered him until he gave me a dog chew. Barked at white van man. Time for a snooze. Pooh count: 3, can't be bothered today.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.