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Damp And Dreary

That's what it was like plodding round the Valley Gardens this morning, I hate the smell of damp dogs too and now I'm it so to speak. That Mubarak fella finally binned it I gather from watching Newsnight last night - I do insist on keeping up with current affairs - and not before time too if you ask me. Is that bullish or bearish (or neither) for wheat I ask my damp doggy self? Personally I don't see it making a jot of difference either way. They still have 84 million bread eaters there don't they? Pooh count: 3, a nice morning's work.

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