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Ha Ha Ha Arsen "I didn't see it" Wenger. Well done Brum. Not that I like Brummies. I knew one once, thick as shit he was. We were in the pub once and he said to the barman "I've got it, I know who you look loike. Ceasar, that's who it is." So I said to him (he was really thick) "What was Ceasar's first name then?" He goes "ooooh, that's a good one it's on the tip of me tongue." After about ten minutes he gives up and says "nah, I can't get it, go on what was it?" So I say "Julian" and he goes "Yeah, course it was, I knew it all the time, I was only messin with yer there, I knew it was Julian, I do that to people some times, pretend I don't know stuff when I do." Pooh count: three.

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