Ha Ha Ha Arsen "I didn't see it" Wenger. Well done Brum. Not that I like Brummies. I knew one once, thick as shit he was. We were in the pub once and he said to the barman "I've got it, I know who you look loike. Ceasar, that's who it is." So I said to him (he was really thick) "What was Ceasar's first name then?" He goes "ooooh, that's a good one it's on the tip of me tongue." After about ten minutes he gives up and says "nah, I can't get it, go on what was it?" So I say "Julian" and he goes "Yeah, course it was, I knew it all the time, I was only messin with yer there, I knew it was Julian, I do that to people some times, pretend I don't know stuff when I do." Pooh count: three.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.