Libya's self-styled leader says that he's prepared to stand and fight for martyrdom rather than flee the country. Erm, you won't mind telling everyone where you are then will you big man? Your mate Saddam was pretty good at hide and seek too as I recall, even though I'm only a two year old border terrier. Pooh count 6: and all of them look like you Gaddafi, go on what's your address and I'll post them to you.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.