Didn't bother pissing in the kitchen overnight, too tired worrying about Egyptian situation and rising UK inflation. Woke up to semi-heated "discussion" as to whether the big kid was alright to go to school or not. "I'm so ill I can hardly Facebook," I think she said. The other kid immediately also developed a sore throat and a cough, but was dispatched muttering to himself anyway. I sometimes think that it's only me that holds this place together. No sign of MY breakfast yet, looks like I may have to go foraging for my own again, the tight bastards. Pooh count: 2, already and it's not even 9am yet. Nice.
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