What IS the point of tidying up before you go away anywhere, it can take me fifteen or twenty minutes sometimes to get things back to how they should be. They must be feeling a tiny bit guilty as I was only modestly chastised for rearranging things earlier. Made extremely short work of my tea tonight, bloody starving I was, a border terrier can't survive on the meagre rations dished out at Stalag 49 I can tell you. Might have a bit of a laugh later by putting on my fake limp, shivering and pretending to have kennel cough, I always do that when I come back from Stalag 49. Walkies with him in the morning, which means the chances of getting let off the lead are probably quite slim, the tight bastard. Pooh count: a respectable 5.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.