Christ! Forced to go through the regular nightly humiliating rigmarole of "backward meerkat walking" just to get my dentastix tonight. I really don't know how much longer I can put up with this, the tight bastards. Is there an Esther Rantzen hotline for dogs? To top it all off the two-leggeds insist on watching that Gok Wan and his so-called fashion tips thing when there was an interesting documentary about Mahler on Sky Arts2. Please get me out of here. Pooh count: 6 - probably finished for the night now.
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