Or does Robert Preston get on your two-legged nerves as well? Who does he think he is the arrogant condescending bastard? I'm a border terrier for Christ's sake, I don't need everything explaining to me in words of one syllable. Fiona Bruce is nice though, has some lovely jumpers she does, and that bloke with the funny eye is OK too, I'm an equal opportunities dog. But that Robert Preston, nah. pooh count: 6, a personal best, thanks Robert.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.