A bit like me the grain market went for a late dump tonight. I'm shocked to see some of the stuff one young whippersnapper has posted recently on Twitter: "Some joker called Nogger trying to call a top to London wheat .... for the twenty fifth time!" said one infidel on Monday. Preceded by "Brokers say the only seller is Openfield." I beg to differ with you on that one old chap. And "Liverpool grain dinner on Friday night, all the talk was of how short of wheat the feed mills are for the summer. Some real fear smelt.." You know now that you mention it I can smell something, although it isn't fear. Erm, you wouldn't be long by any chance would you son, and do you want to buy any more?
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.