Nice walk down the Nidd Gorge with mad cousin Paddy, out for almost two hours so cream crackered now, time for a nice snooze. Feel about two stone lighter after curling out an enormously satisfying log whilst out on my stroll, so all is well with the world. It's a Friday, what could possibly go wrong? Bit concerned about President Mubarak's embarrassing dilly-dallying, and isn't it a bit undignified for a man of his age to still be using Grecian 2000?
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