Who are these people? I've never met anyone like that down the park. Maybe if he was to take me down the park at 11.30 at night then I may encounter some of these "ladies" and their heavily tattooed brethren. There was a cute little border terrier pup on there though who caught my eye it has to be said, although she was wearing more clothes than the "ladies" involved. "Oi love my Paddy so I do, he can get jiggy with anyone he loikes down the pub as long as he comes back to the caravan to me, to be sure, so he does, God love him," said Shaboom, aged 16.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.