I was in the park this afternoon and there were three other dogs in there: Scrubs, the robber's dog; Barclay, the banker's dog; and Subsidy, the farmer's dog. Barclay says to the other two: "Hey chaps, I've got a bally good idea, why don't we club together and go to the butchers and buy a great big piece of meat?" Scrubs disagreed, he said "bollocks to that, let's just go in the back door and steal a great big piece of meat." Subsidy however had other ideas, he said: "Nah lads you've got it all wrong, let's just hang around outside the door howling and whining and sooner or later they'll just give it to us." It's true I'm telling yer. Pooh count: 6 so far, going for a personal best.
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