It snowed steadily this morning in North Yorkshire, but not nice snow like we had last time. This is horrible wet slushy stuff. The sort of stuff that puts even me off my morning constitutional. Time to settle down in front of the fire and watch some footie on the telly then. Or so I thought. Until he said "after last week's performance I'd rather gnaw off my own fist than watch that gang of useless, lazy overpaid nancy boys." So it looks like licking my own privates is likely to be as exciting as it gets on this particular afternoon, the tight bastard. Pooh count: it's a par 3 so far.
Create a password..... cabbage Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.... boiled cabbage Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 1 boiled cabbage Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 50fuckingboiledcabbages Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. 50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessImmediatelyYouTwats Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYou DontGiveMeAccessImmediatelyYouTwats Sorry, that password is already in use! See Fucking phone calls too