Quick scoot round the Valley Gardens at 8am, not too many sniffing opportunities at that time of the morning. They said on the radio on the way that the computer game Guitar Hero was to be axed due to a slump in interest in music-based games. I think it's more likely to be due to that incredibly annoying advert that they have on the music channels on the telly. You must have seen it, with the Ainsley Harriott lookie-likey on drums? Christ it's annoying. Settling down now for a snooze in watery winter sunshine on the settee. There's a hint of warmth there, the old sap is rising if you know what I mean. Pooh count: 3 so far, but it's only early.
Is a sheepdog and his two-legged is a farmer. Frank was out with him in the tractor drilling wheat last autumn and they unearthed a rusty old lamp. So the farmer hopped out of the cab to have a closer look at it and gave it a little rub on his jacket, as you do, and was amazed to see a genie appear and offer to grant him any wish he wanted. Well the farmer thought for a moment and then said "I'd like the price of wheat to go to £200/tonne!" So the genie sighed but said "OK, I'll sort that out for you then, you greedy bastard" and popped back into his bottle. And the farmer casually tossed the lamp into the back of his cab and got on with his drilling. Well they were out again this morning putting a bit of nitrogen on, Frank and the farmer, and the farmer spotted the lamp and gave it a little rub again, just on the off chance, and you'll never guess what happened, the genie popped out again, and said that he'd grant the farmer one more wish. So the fa...