Quick scoot round the Valley Gardens at 8am, not too many sniffing opportunities at that time of the morning. They said on the radio on the way that the computer game Guitar Hero was to be axed due to a slump in interest in music-based games. I think it's more likely to be due to that incredibly annoying advert that they have on the music channels on the telly. You must have seen it, with the Ainsley Harriott lookie-likey on drums? Christ it's annoying. Settling down now for a snooze in watery winter sunshine on the settee. There's a hint of warmth there, the old sap is rising if you know what I mean. Pooh count: 3 so far, but it's only early.
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