Quick scoot round the Valley Gardens at 8am, not too many sniffing opportunities at that time of the morning. They said on the radio on the way that the computer game Guitar Hero was to be axed due to a slump in interest in music-based games. I think it's more likely to be due to that incredibly annoying advert that they have on the music channels on the telly. You must have seen it, with the Ainsley Harriott lookie-likey on drums? Christ it's annoying. Settling down now for a snooze in watery winter sunshine on the settee. There's a hint of warmth there, the old sap is rising if you know what I mean. Pooh count: 3 so far, but it's only early.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.