Was so worried about peace in the Middle East today that I could hardly sleep. Only managed to squeeze eight hours in on the bean bag this afternoon. Who is this Mubarak bloke anyway, I've never seen him down the park, and is he any relation to that other Barak fella? Maybe he hasn't got a dog, and likes cats or something. I hate cats. They cover their shit up, which makes it harder to find, the tight bastards. Twenty minutes to tea time, yum yum, bring it on.
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