Walkies round Ripley Castle this morning, very grey and damp, steady rain without it actually lashing it down. Me Dad says the crops need it and me Mum says the garden needs it, so at least two thirds of us are getting what we want. It was so miserable that even the two resident blackbirds, Serena and Venus, seem to have disappeared. Got let off my lead unexpectedly though, which was a bit of a result. Breakfast was dog shit tartare, with a lightly poached quails egg and some grass, which was nice. Wonder what's for tea, I do hope it's sausages. Pooh count 3 1/2 (don't ask!)
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