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Robert Preston, who does he think he is, the condescending bastard? I'd hate to be married to him: "You see darling, you're doing it all wrong, it's no wonder I'm forced to look elsewhere at King's Cross Station in the middle of the night is it?" And the music of to today, what's that all about? Lordy, Lordy. Forced to sit through the UK top 40 tonight, choroused by a backdrop of "OK this one might be crap, but the next one up is brilliant." Closely followed by "OK this one IS really crap, but the next one WILL be brilliant." Dizzy Tospot featuring Useless Git. Featuring? We never had that in our day did we? Motorhead featuring Joe Dolce? Shut uppa the ace of spades your face? Kids, who do they think they are? I'm a 2 1/2 year old Border Terrier. I remember Slade son, it doesn't get better than that sunshine. Pooh count: 6, nice one.

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