On my daily constitutional this morning it became quickly, or is that quackly, apparent that everybody else is at it, except for me that is. The ducks, pigeons, sparrows etc are all going at it hammer and tongs, or is that thongs? Unfortunately I'm not, on account of the two-leggeds having had me "done" before I even reached the grand old ago of one, the tight bastards. There's a bright side though, I just can't think of it right now. Rolled in "stuff" in a vain effort to try and make myself feel better, but it didn't work. So now I'm smelly and miserable. Pooh count: 1, a very modest showing by my prolific standards. Still it's more than Fernando Torres can manage.
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