Tossed and turned all night worrying about contagion in the Middle East and the rising price of sausages. Nice walk down the Nidd Gorge this morning with her. Saw a squirrel, one day I'm going to have one of those bastards. All the gang were there, Banjo, Wombat etc. Fancy calling a dog Wombat, it's no wonder he's got "issues". Banned from my X-box for a week for pissing in the kitchen again, still there's always the old Wii to fall back on. Wii, d'ya get it? I'm too good for this place, I may take up that offer of a summer season at Scarborough after all. Mind you last time I did that I had to share a dressing room with Roger D'Courcey and Nookie Bear. The abuse that bear took, it still brings tears to my eyes even to this day. Pooh count: 1 and a half (don't ask).
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