House in the sun home and away location in the country escape. What are those things all about? They always end up with one of these finales: a) unfortunately Debbie and Eddie's offer of 50p for Buckingham Palace was turned down. b) after having two weeks in the sun at our expense Doris and Horace decided that everything we'd shown them was crap. c) after offering the full asking price on the villa in the mountains, rabid homos Dwayne and Wayne decided to pull out first thing in the morning. d) after seventeen years of unsuccessful hunting for a four million pound ski lodge overlooking Gstaad Trisha and Tony decided to buy a caravan in Rhyl. I fart in their general direction. Pooh count: eight, but I did have some chicken madras for me supper.
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