You've got a lot to answer to you two-leggeds. Scanning the TV pages for something interesting to watch tonight me Dad announced that there was nothing on, "not unless you are interested in the worst place in the world to be gay," he said. "Where's that?" asked me Mum, "Uganda," came the reply. "Well I'm not surprised they're all at it over there, they invented it," she added with great authority. "How do you know, have you ever been there?" he enquired. "No, but I've never been to the Arctic Circle, but I know it's cold," she retorted. I don't know how he puts up it, I really don't. Pooh count: half a dozen, I couldn't really be arsed today.
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