Barack Obama: if he's part Irish does that make him a leprecoon? Imogen Thomas: has formed a girl band to take her mind off things, apparently she's doing gigs all round Manchester. The end of the world: I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth one I've survived. Planking: This "Planking" craze has really taken off. The pensioner next door has been lying face down in the middle of his patio for three days solid now. Bin Laden: 10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the US finally found him. In his house. Football: a new Premier League record of over 1000 goals has been recorded for this season. Over 200 of those came in injury time at Old Trafford. Somalian pirates: What do they take us for..
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