Barack Obama: if he's part Irish does that make him a leprecoon? Imogen Thomas: has formed a girl band to take her mind off things, apparently she's doing gigs all round Manchester. The end of the world: I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth one I've survived. Planking: This "Planking" craze has really taken off. The pensioner next door has been lying face down in the middle of his patio for three days solid now. Bin Laden: 10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the US finally found him. In his house. Football: a new Premier League record of over 1000 goals has been recorded for this season. Over 200 of those came in injury time at Old Trafford. Somalian pirates: What do they take us for..
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.