Me Mum has started doing some voluntary gardening work at a local old people's home, and apparently today they had a singer in. The idea is that she rattles off a few of Vera Lynn's finest, to boost morale like, and everyone has a grand old sing song. Robert is your uncle. Today's singer apparently had a voice more like Vera Duckworth's than Vera Lynn's and emptied the residents lounge faster than a dose of salts. Even the ones who couldn't walk got up and walked out by all accounts. They've got Lenny Henry on next week, it's the only work he can get these days, apart from bouncing up and down on beds that is. That guy's about as funny as a flatulent spaniel. Pooh count a weight reducing and reassuring six.
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