I nearly fell off me beanbag I can tell you. What on earth is the BBC coming to? Just because they've passed a law in New York that says benders can get welded I for one never thought that the Beeb would stoop so low as to show grown men with their tongues down each others throats with what I can only call gay abandon. I don't expect heterosexual couples to be doing that on the national news, so I certainly don't want to see a gang of batty boy bottom fettlers at it do I? Whatever next? Bestiality on Blue Peter? Trannies on The Apprentice? You've gone too far the BBC, if I paid a licence fee I'd demand it back. As I can't protest in that way, I'm proceeding in the time honoured manner. Mark Thompson, director general of the BBC, you can be expecting a squishy little present in a jiffy bag any day now.
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