Nearly had one in the park this morning, hate the little bastards. Grey squirrels obviously. Another useless American invention they are. My mate Spike tells me that they're great for cleaning winnets off though, so I'm planning on giving it a go. Me Mum has got an aloe vera plant on the windowsill in the kitchen so I'm planning on rubbing a bit of that in and see how I get on. I'll keep you posted. Meanwhile Ryan Giggs and his brother walk into a bar. Ryan says to the barman, "I'll have whatever he's having..."
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