Nearly had one in the park this morning, hate the little bastards. Grey squirrels obviously. Another useless American invention they are. My mate Spike tells me that they're great for cleaning winnets off though, so I'm planning on giving it a go. Me Mum has got an aloe vera plant on the windowsill in the kitchen so I'm planning on rubbing a bit of that in and see how I get on. I'll keep you posted. Meanwhile Ryan Giggs and his brother walk into a bar. Ryan says to the barman, "I'll have whatever he's having..."
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.