I see that the teachers have voted overwhelmingly in favour of strike action starting on June 30th, the lazy gang of bastards. Not content with having to wait a whole six weeks until they get a full six weeks off they've decided to make a bit of an early start on things. Me Dad says that they're about as much use as a fart in a spacesuit the lot of them, and I can see where he's coming from. And another thing "teacher training days" what's all that about? If they were any bloody good they wouldn't need training would they? If I had kids, and I don't as I'm a dog, then I think I'd quite like mine to go to a school where the teachers were already trained. I mean you wouldn't want to get on an aeroplane to find that the guy in charge was having a "pilot training day" would you? Pooh count, just a brace so far, but it's not even dinner time yet.
Is a sheepdog and his two-legged is a farmer. Frank was out with him in the tractor drilling wheat last autumn and they unearthed a rusty old lamp. So the farmer hopped out of the cab to have a closer look at it and gave it a little rub on his jacket, as you do, and was amazed to see a genie appear and offer to grant him any wish he wanted. Well the farmer thought for a moment and then said "I'd like the price of wheat to go to £200/tonne!" So the genie sighed but said "OK, I'll sort that out for you then, you greedy bastard" and popped back into his bottle. And the farmer casually tossed the lamp into the back of his cab and got on with his drilling. Well they were out again this morning putting a bit of nitrogen on, Frank and the farmer, and the farmer spotted the lamp and gave it a little rub again, just on the off chance, and you'll never guess what happened, the genie popped out again, and said that he'd grant the farmer one more wish. So the fa...