I see that the teachers have voted overwhelmingly in favour of strike action starting on June 30th, the lazy gang of bastards. Not content with having to wait a whole six weeks until they get a full six weeks off they've decided to make a bit of an early start on things. Me Dad says that they're about as much use as a fart in a spacesuit the lot of them, and I can see where he's coming from. And another thing "teacher training days" what's all that about? If they were any bloody good they wouldn't need training would they? If I had kids, and I don't as I'm a dog, then I think I'd quite like mine to go to a school where the teachers were already trained. I mean you wouldn't want to get on an aeroplane to find that the guy in charge was having a "pilot training day" would you? Pooh count, just a brace so far, but it's not even dinner time yet.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.