I see that the teachers have voted overwhelmingly in favour of strike action starting on June 30th, the lazy gang of bastards. Not content with having to wait a whole six weeks until they get a full six weeks off they've decided to make a bit of an early start on things. Me Dad says that they're about as much use as a fart in a spacesuit the lot of them, and I can see where he's coming from. And another thing "teacher training days" what's all that about? If they were any bloody good they wouldn't need training would they? If I had kids, and I don't as I'm a dog, then I think I'd quite like mine to go to a school where the teachers were already trained. I mean you wouldn't want to get on an aeroplane to find that the guy in charge was having a "pilot training day" would you? Pooh count, just a brace so far, but it's not even dinner time yet.
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