Me Dad tells me that he's gutted to read that his arch enemy Richard "We'll try and have your internet connection back on by Christmas 2020" Branson carelessly swam into the mouth of a whale shark off Cancun recently only for it to "puff him out". Me Dad says he's have cashed his entire PayPal account in to keep the bloody think in plankton for the rest of it's life if it had just done the decent thing. I ate a whole plum on me walk earlier, that may hurt on the way out later in the week....
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