Me dad says that the most surprising thing about that bloke who drove his Frontera up Snowdon was that the wretched thing had the ability to get anywhere near the top. He says that the one and only time he had a Frontera he was lucky if it could make it round the block without conking out. The guy says that the reason for doing it was that it topped his "fifty things to do before you die" list. The sad bastard. Wonder what else was on there? Cycle to the shops for a paper?
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.