Now she's got two wrinkly little scroats to look after. Pooh count: just the one, which strangely bore more than a passing resemblance to Mr Sarkozy and would quite possibly be of more use in sorting out the European debt crisis than he is. It's in the post to Angela Merkel right now.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.