My cousin "I'll eat anything" Mad Paddy Padster the deranged cocker spaniel apparently ate all the little fridge magnet letters off the side of the fridge last week. Now he keeps leaving little messages all over the house! Pooh count: two, a very rare three-fingered Kit Kat and a Double Decker....
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.