Went to the local paper shop with me Dad this morning and as he was handing over his cash the woman behind the counter said "are you all right love, you look like you're crying?" Me Dad wiped away a little tear from his eye and said "yes, sorry pet, it's just that you look so much like my ex wife." Handing him his change the woman said "ah bless, did she pass away?" And me Dad said "no, but she was a big fat munter like you too." Pooh count: just the two. No Monopoly houses in today's offerings either, although there was a hint of a look of Blackpool Tower about one of them. In fact come to think of it most of my pooh's do look like the Blackpool/Fleetwood area.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.