Getting my goat again this morning is Nicolas Sarkozy who continues to jettison his toys from his perambulator with aplomb, now saying that there are now "two Europes". The French dwarf. There'd just be one big Europe called Germany if we'd left it to the frogs, the useless bastards. Pooh count: 26 - all of them lacking moral fibre.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.