This new planet that they've found which the tabloids are calling "the new earth" - just like Devon and Cornwall it's apparently heavily populated with Man Utd and Liverpool fans. Keplar 22b - me Dad reckons he saw a bus with that on the front of it on his way home from the pub last night. Moron. Why don't they give them exciting names like Kerspangle 99 instead? Pooh count: two, it's so cold out there both of which gave off more steam than Drax. In fact I might post them down there, I reckon there'd still be enough energy left in them to boil a couple of kettles at the very least.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.